SO ANYWAY, yesterday marked the 2nd episode of Survivor 20: Heroes Vs Villains. And as I've suspected from the get-go and as we've ALL NOW come to realize, the Villains are all kinds of spectacular whereas the Heroes are kinda meh. Villains whammybanged Heroes last week by winning Immunity and Heroes lost the particularly whiny Sugar, so we're all expecting them to come back with a vengeance this week.
So okay, I know right, how sweet was that sunrise scene?? Gave me chills!
The central theme of this season is apparently the sizzling La Jerri-Coach Romance.
I've always been a mega mega Jerri-fan so, as much as I wish that his name was Louis Vuitton instead of Coach, I'm totally approving this tidal wave of affection btw our two lovebirds because our girl Jerri kinda deserves this after all the flak she's been getting for being nothing other than the fiercest biatchling who ever did live.
I guess the main pre-challenge drama last night was when Rob turned into Princess Aurora and went into total sleeping beauty mode right in the middle of his little hissyfit.
I'm really into Rob this season (he's dabombz, that's fo shizzle yo) so this was SAD and SCARY but he amazingly bounced back and all was alright in the land again. I feel like I want Rob to win! He's proving to be an even bigger diva than La Jerri, which is no small feat.
Btw, is there another Rob on this show? Because people keep talking to me about Boston Rob, and I'm constantly wondering why we can't just call him Rob. I'm just genuinely curious and puzzled, I feel like it's not worth that excess spent energy to type out a whole extra word for no reason! And then making people like me waste even more brainpower wondering about this!
The CHALLENGE was kinda lame this week.
Again, Heroes were in the lead with the rolling of the monster blocks. Parvati got hit in her head, poor girl. (WHY is her name like so, she does not look indian to me!) But Villains got their game on and worked SHOCKINGLY well together.
Whereas Heroes kinda disintegrated into a big smelly mess.
Yes, POOR RUPERT BOOHOO. Bitch should have been voted out first, that's what I think. So poor Heroes suffered another salty defeat. (without Sugar hehe) Our Villains won again!!! I guess they were pretty tired cos they were all kinda like, whatevz. I think Courtney got excited enough for all of them collectively.
Things were NOT looking pretty at the Heroes Camp. There was A LOT of bitching and whining, and James morphed into this weasly little bitch which is highly unbecoming! The ego on this guy is colossal! HOW did everything suddenly become about Steph, I'd really like to know? James just kept going on about how he's never lost so many times in his life, and how Steph was definitely the kryptonite in his power play. Hi, since when were you Superman!
I'm not gonna talk about Tribal Council (thanks amyliaks :p) but suffice to say, James gave us even more reasons to hate him and finally Tom stood up for Steph, which was awesome to see.
So YAY for our Villains, everything was dandy back at Villains Camp with Rob catching clams and Russell totally trying to steal Rob's thunder by catching chicken and Jerri being all ecstatic about how their new tarp shelter matches her outfit! I hearts my Villains <3
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