So its official! Today will mark the beginning of a brand new era. Our world will never be the same again! I'm finally restarting my running regime and its all thanks to daryl and his bootcamp of wonders. I'm ready for a whole new body somewhere out there waiting for me to claim it as my own; it will be gorgeous and excellent and hopefully the hair on my pubic regions will have twirling pattens in the shape of obama where orchids will bloom in the springtime and little snapping velociraptors will roam free in winter. Ahhhh blind hope is such a magical thing! Almost as magical as my pubes.
Daryl wants us to cycle all the way to Bedok Reservoir and then start running around this Reservoir of Torture (yes I've decided to rename it) but of course, I can't cycle. I really wish I could cycle (because this plan sounds SO realistic and achievable) and I really do want to learn to cycle but then I'd have to get a bike and bike helmets and download a whole new list of tracks for my ipod with bike-theme songs (its a pyramid scheme!) and I'm just not ready for such a commitment.
I'm still in my twenties, lets take it slow!!! Lets just chill and keep looking at steamy pictures of hot bikes online and fantasizing riding them in funky kneepads with blinking lights on them that spell out my name with triple exclamation marks at the end. Ohhh how awesome would that be!
So yeah, we'll just be running here in tampinesland tonight. I still confused if I should bring my ipod because I'm afraid it might look antisocial whereas Daryl says its okay. He has this strange idea that running is one of those activities that doesn't include a constant stream of conversational topics. WHAT planet is this guy FROM, hello!? So much to learn, Dar, so much.
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