Sunday, February 21, 2010

Casino Cocksters

Its been two days since that hellnight run with Daryl and my legs are STILL sore! I feel like there's titanium slowly building up in my thighs! Am I finally turning into Wolverine?? I don't wanna have to start shaving around my nipples so early in life! This was not THE PLAN!!!

So anyway, on a totally unrelated note, what's up with people complaining about how Singaporeans are bringing all our ugly Singaporean habits into the Resorts World Sentosa? (Such as reserving seats with tissue, sleeping on the couches, shouting evergreen chinese literature such as Huat Ah and Kanasai, blah blah woof meow)

I myself despise this behavior and let it be known that I have smacked many faces in my many encounters over the years with people exhibiting such symptoms of Uglius Singaporeanitis which can only be truly cured by full-on facial slappage. (Yes people, use your mouths (or palms) and tell them if they're bothering you; whining to local papers only makes you another kind of ugly Singaporean!)

But here, these people paid $100 to get in. And they're expected to shove their comfort up their buttholes just to appease non-locals who got in for free? Or to uphold the image of a casino which makes locals pay a buttload of money just to get in?

I will for certain never enter this casino (since I don't gamble) but I don't think that people who do pay to enter should be told how to behave. On the other hand, anyone who paid to get in should totally feel free to let loose and bitchslap (or simply tell off) other patrons who's behavior happens to fringe upon their comfort. Its should be a free world for all casino patrons, well after they pay entrance fee lah. (I mean, as long as they're not running around with parangs or necklaces made out of the heads of baccarat dealers, I think we're alright)

Ahhh its another munchylicious Sundoinks!

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