So here's the thing. I know I whine a whole lot about how far off in the western lands my school is, and how it might as well be perched on another planet with giant alien eagles swooping in above it and mountains of volcanic lava surrounding it, it is really that inaccessible to me. But even I must admit that my days in school are never ever dull. SIM might be the Katy Perry of tertiary institutions here, we don't attract rocket scientists. But when it comes to diversity in the various types of insanity, we're right up there with the likes of Mariah Carey and Boy George!
You think I'm exaggerating. Well let me tell you about how yesterday went down!
Yesterday was the day that I stumbled upon a woman of fortitude, a martyr amongst chicks, a saint till the very end. An end which, I'm thinking considering her circumstances, might not be far off from the present. So I was walking up the steps to the main entrance, right. And I see her, in all her vigorous splendor.
This girl had one foot in a cast and THE OTHER FOOT IN HEELS!
Clutching her LV with all the regal graces of a mental patient! I'm mean, I have seen things in my very long life! But this! My brain almost shut down and declared its own time of death!
So, suffice to say, the rest of the day was anything but conversationless. I stretched this tale far and wide, and by now I'm sure its imprinted in legendary stone tablets all across our campus. I have to study now, TTYL MY PADWANS!
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