No?

Aside from the disturbing fact that there have been no new episodes of How I Met Your Mother since last week, I'm also not seeing any new episode of Gossip Girl this week. Are we taking a break AGAIN, America? Your holidays and festivities are becoming a huge drain on my efforts to stay sane via your brilliantly processed junk tv! Well at least I'm not through with the whole season of Big Bang yet, I've been releasing it into my bloodstream in small doses.

Its gonna be a rainy morning. OF STUDY RAF, STUDY STUDY YOU LITTLE PEEN! Argh you see how I try and try to discipline this boy but he never listens!

So we were checking out ONTD when kelv performs heinous blasphemy of the mouth.


Kelv: Oh Claudia, that dress
Raf: I know right, I had to rub my eyes to regain focus
Kelv: Seeing a pregnant woman wear sensible flats in hollywood makes me strangely happy though
Raf: I really wanna watch his movie
Kelv: No thanks! I don't need another movie about a married man's sordid gay past
Raf: I know right, sooo done to death but its TOM FORD, my idola sejati
Kelv: I'll bet its gonna be tedious!
Raf: I'd imagine that if I had to do a video review of this movie, it would simply feature me and my eyeballs rolling round and round for five whole minutes. But its still Tom Ford.
Kelv: Why is he even your idol
Raf: He gives my receding hairline more hope for a better and hotter tomorrow?
Raf: Plus he's Tom Ford.
Kelv: Speaking of which, I wonder which one will pop out the baby first?
Raf: Huh what do you mean
Kelv: I mean, her tummy, or his forehead
Raf: EXCUSE ME??? How rude!!!