Grrrowlzzz

I am so BORED. How I Met Your Mother is still not out with any new episodes, and I'm done with all my Big Bang episodes, and Gossip Girl has apparently decided to herald its blazing return to our eyeballs and our youth-obsessed imaginariums with a month-long tribute to falling asleep in front of the tv screen. BORING, MY DARLINGS. YOU ARE BORING ME TO DEATH AND DECREPIT DEMENTIA! Who knew Blair's personality rested upon her psychotic little headbands?

AND what is up with Channel News Asia these days? Who IS this new girl in front of me, with that funny accent that makes me want to peel off my skin and set fire to my armpits! Are you British? Ergo, are you LOST? Oh my gawd, her accent is so distracting, I can't even focus on what world issues are flickering on my screen with her voice violating the sanity of my toenails. Tone it down, girl! Somehow her accent gets thicker when she's interviewing an actual angmoh, WHY IS SHE HERE!!! Where are Joanne and Suzzane! I feel like stomping my feet. On her throat!!!