Viva Vena Cava!

So this weekend was kinda absolutely DABOMBZ!



2 weeks ago:
Raf: So I hear the chemgeeks are inviting me to go see naked bodies?
Amy: Huh, we are?
Raf: Yah, you know, naked bodies at bodyworlds?
Amy: No I mean, we're inviting you?
Raf: That's so mean! You hurt my feelings!
Amy: Okay lah, we're dying to have you lah
Raf: I know right, I'm gonna have to tahan my nafsu (control myself)
Raf: Veins and internal organs totally turn me on!



Let me just shift your attention to Maddie's amazing yellowness, WOW HELLO!



So we were all talking about how each one of us hasn't been to Science Center for a bazillion years since primary school times (well it IS in the west) and suddenly amyliaks started feeling-feeling Carrie Bradshaw!

Mad: Oh look Raf is speeding ahead, I bet he's gonna take our pic
Amy: Ahhh!!! QUICK don't stop walking, lets have a walking shot
Amy: LIKE SEX AND THE CITY

And she really must have felt it because her pose was like *UHHH AMIK KAU!* (TAKE THAT YO!)



So her first words were totally regarding the anus.

Amy: Wow guess what, they have an amazing gift shop
Mad: Oh really
Amy: Yeah they have this shirt that shows all your internal organs
Amy: Including your ANUS!
Raf: Oh wow!
Amy: I know right, lets all get it so we get discount!
Daz: Eww I don't want everyone seeing my anus



Totally! Finally after like an hour at the gift shop, Daz was all, "OMG so are we going in??"



So we got our tickets and the exhibition was pretty awesome and a thousand kinds of gory and disgusting which quickly translates to being unlimitedly cool after the initial shock of being confronted with frozen foetuses frolicking abound.

Sha: Isn't it scary, these people died and their bodies are here
Sha: Their souls will never rest..
Raf: I so don't need to hear that!

We met the Cinderella horse and chicken floss! And so many other mindboggling things! The main features were entire bodies of people with their skin stripped off (mmm kfc..) thus revealing all their veins and muscles and ligaments and everythang.

Plus all their penises and testicular playsets! So there was this one exhibit showing a male positioned such that he's playing basketball, thus showing all the muscles in action with all his hanging glory dangling for the world to see.

Amy: How does the ball stick to him?
Raf: You mean his testicles? Its part of the body mah
Amy: Eww rafiq! I meant the basketball
Raf: HUH??? Glue ah?? Who wonders about THAT?
Amy focuses on all the wrong things and then calls ME inappropriate!
Raf: Next you're gonna ask me how he has the strength to maintain that position even though he died a long time ago right?

Raf: Hmm is this one male or female?
Mad: This one should be male
Amy: Really? And how would you know?
Mad: Small hips! Males have smaller hips than females
Mad: Hips don't lie!
Amy: Haha!

There was this overhead surround-sound announcement going, "Kang Bon Ju, please come to the counter now." And sharbs got all excited!
Sha: Wow haha he must be half-chinese and half-french!
Daz: Huh why
Sha: Kang Bonjour!!!

Amy: Wow look at the myoma
Raf: Woah I totally read nonya at first
Raf: What is myoma?
Amy: Its something that grows in the uterus
Raf: You mean, a baby?
Amy: No, its a fibroid!

So overall, we had a REALLY FUN TIME with our eyes and mouths.



But we were about to have even more fun exercising our mouths!!!



At Clementown Ramen Ten!!! Just to clarify (its the west after all), the mall is the building to the right. Their malls are almost as good and nice as ours lah.



Where we met lots of sushi including Amy's BEST FRIENDS!!!



I know right, THE DRAMA!!! Haha Daz lawar!

Amyliaks was totally AFRAID of eating them. She was afraid they'd somehow come back to life and crawl back up her esophagus! Getting her to eat one little squidboy was like an epic event with a lead-up of several minutes!!! But at least she tried, unlike MADDIE who completely rejected them poor squidboys.

So she finally ate one of them.
Daz: Amy, have more sushi, you're eating for 2 now
Amy: Huh?
Daz: Haha the baby octopus is in you now
Daz: It might crawl back up if it gets hungry!



And apparently, the octopus made her unexpectedly bitchy!
Amy: Raf, why aren't you eating those?
Amy: Nak tunggu makan sahur?
SAHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Me <3 chemgeeks :) Thanks for the goodzilla sundoinks my peeps, we be fabuluz!!!