Bro: Why isit scrambled?
Raf: Do I look like an oracle to you? I dunno!
Bro: But you made it
Raf: OMG! Suck it up and eat, its all the same!!!
Bro: Oh no did you sneeze in my eggs?
Raf: Yah I have a cold, hello
Raf: My mucus is your mucus anyway
Raf: We're related by blood lah.. So its okay..
Bro: But I don't eat my mucus
I know right, this is what I have to DEAL with in place of gratitude for my kind acts. So anyway, my mucus-eggs proved unsatisfactory so I had another breakfast with Daz at Tampinesland. And guess what, Food Culture at Century Square now has YONG TAU FU!!! (*Attention: Faye!*)
Daz: Wow, all your Yong Tau Fu things are fried stuff! Tak maintain seh..
Raf: Hehe I know rightz

Yeah, colour me sambal! Breakfasts at Tampinesland will never be the same again! Daz and me had our usual philosophical debates over donuts and cream puffs.
Raf: Then some friends said, she's very 'muka-sombong'
Daz: Omg sianz, that's such a malay concept
Raf: Yahhh 'muka-sombong', like what does that even mean?
Daz: I know right..
Raf: Like her other body parts, are comparably friendlier than her face ah?
Daz: Hehe yeah like, "Oh, dia muka-sombong, tapi badan dia peramah!"
hahaha muka dia sombong - guilty of that. a colleague told me that another person didn't like the way i walk; she said i walked like i owned the place. wtf seriously.
ReplyDeletehahahaha if there was ever a way to walk, that would be TOP CHOICE for me lols
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