Venus Is Rising

I couldn't get into blogger 5 minutes ago and I got an error message, something about my cookies being functionally disabled? MY COOKIES ARE NON-EXISTANT, dear laptop, I'm having coffee for breakfast and there are no cookies anywhere near my face. I WISH! And now all I can think of are cookies and how much I wanna feel them rolling playfully like kittens in my mouth no matter their functional disabilities. CURSES! Why do computers have to sabotage my emotions everyday.

Well the coffee's kicking in but the mood's not getting better. I've got a ton of things to do and not very much yippiedoodaday running through my veins this morning. But all that can wait, lets talk about Leighton Meester's appearance at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball. (Which btw I think sounds very wrong. If your balls are jingling, {or even if its just one} I'd recommend a scan of some sort)

B looks good but there's something weirdly wonky happening at her boobly regions.



It basically looks like she left a cage door open and her right chickie flew out! I'm totally supportive of girls who wanna embrace flat-chested-ness but its not cool to keep us guessing if you're truly unblessed in that department or if your boobs simply did a prison break due to an open hatch, in which case, the necessary authorities must be alerted!

Actually from other angles (yes we've zoomed in on this suspicious boobehavior from all sorts of angles) the right side of her chest greatly resembles a vicious Venus Flytrap. Look, I'm no expert on crazy fashions. But when your dress is making your right boob look a lot like a carnivorous predator with its jaws wide open, its most likely not a good thing!

Ayte, lots to do! I gotta hustle :)