Everything has an expiry date :) So please check before you eat it!
I spent the whole of last night rolling in bed in a whole different kind of ecstasy, the purest most saturated ecstasy of wild horrific pain. Despite my sensitive tummy, I have been blessed with the world's most unprejudiced mouth and I will eat basically anything that looks good, or not. I will readily eat anything that's presented in front of me showing no signs of heartbeat or audible vocal activity. I'm not sure what I ate this time to incur the wrath of my tummy demons but they woke up in full force and shook up some turmoil armageddon-style.
OMG!!!
SIANZ!!!
My butt has been shooting steam all night long like its the Willy Wonka Factory and thank gawd, its finally toned down now and its behaving like a normal decent butt again after hours of grinding its wheels to the theme of whatever satanic anthem my tummy demons go by. I feel so drained and tired and I can finally sleep, except there's a chinese funeral service going on at my void deck and it sounds like they're really rocking the old-school joint with some cantonese classics that are making my own fingernails turn against me by clicking on the self-destruct mechanism in my brain.
Plus. I have to be in school this evening!!!
I will look back at all this and laugh. I will look back at all this and laugh. I will look back at all this and laugh. I will look back at all this and laugh..
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