Libra

After a VERY interesting chat with Daryl (which was interrupted by lotional requirements) about horoscope signs and how unreliable and thoroughly nonsensical they usually are, I looked up my own sign and found these few gems of wtf-land:

1. Libra is the only zodiac symbol that's neither animal nor human -- but surely that doesn't make you any less human. OH REALLY

2. Generally, a Libran is not very noticeable, but has a pleasing appearance. WHY THANKS!

3. Once a Libra wins someone's heart, he/she is not too sure what to do with it and this is when the problems start. WHUT?

4. The Libra man needs someone who can affirm that they are a treasure to behold. ARE YOU KIDDING ME with this needy bullshizz!

5. You like to check your appearance in mirrors or as you pass a store window. LOL NO!

6. It is a Libran habit to spend time deciding what to wear each morning and to change clothes during the day if the occasion demands it. OR MAYBE, JUST A HUMAN HABIT?

7. Typical Libras have a tendency to become SICK if they are obliged to live or work alone for long periods. LOL

8. You can be jealous of a friend who is better looking than you are. UHHH???

9. Your friends should never forget that the worst thing for you is to be left alone for too long. You will become irritable and sulky and lose your self-esteem. Stay close to your friends. WOW!!!

10. Likes candy.

I don't know what to say! And the best ever:

WTF??

Haha seriously, you can find this final bit of wisdom here:
http://www.cyberspacei.com/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/libra.htm