Just in time, my little ponies.. Daddy's been so restless! Although this new promo poster brings some worrying topics of discussion. Katherine/Elena here (Oh YES people, that one girl plays two whole characters who live in different wavelengths of an entire spectrum of pure psycho) looks like she's missing a huge chunk of her arm. And she's wearing extremely weird socks that seem to defy the very definition and purpose of socks worldwide. OH THE CONTROVERSY!
Also, you know how its very magical that when women in movies lie flat in bed, their boobs are still right there, perky like scoops of ice cream instead of spreading out like normal boobs in real life? It seems that Katherine/Elena's earrings have mastered that wily trick! So, anti-gravity accessories AND partial invisibility (presumably spreading through her body starting from her left elbow, how inconvenient! Also how intruiging! This potentially means that there will come a time when her left boob will be completely invisible and her right boob might just die of utter confusion, or simply become very depressed and overladen with abandonment issues, oh the HUMANITY!) seem to be what plagues Katherine/Elena this season. I MUST know more!
So anyway, here's the trailer to season 2:
I love how the "911 what's your emergency?" girl has SUCH a perky voice like she's behind a krispy kreme counter or something! She sounds like exactly the kind of reliable person you'd want to depend on while your hands are swimming in someone else's blood. Haha ohhh the little things. And also seriously, The Year of The KAT? LOLness abound!
Strangely, this season's promo soundtrack came from none other than little J:
EVEN MORE STRANGELY, she actually sounds freakishly awesome. Make that a lot of freaky and some sprinkling of awesome, which thankfully negates the creepy see-through fiesta at hand. I'm amused by how the camera tries SO HARD to not focus on her skirt because if you've seen photos of her walking into that studio...
Have an awesometastic weekend everyone!
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