Globulars

So yesterday was kinda blah.

I woke up to a highly shrill sms from Dazzio alerting me to the fact that our favourite kitty (who btw does not say hello, she just pounces on your eyeballs without greetings or warnings-alarms of any kind) (Yes I'm taking about Mariah Carey) has invaded the Golden Globes with her 2 planetary globes. (Its true, they should have moons circling around them and should be checked for inhabiting life-forms with medicinal value)

Which was pretty exciting for me and so I shot out of bed, only to realize that Channel 5 does not show the Golden Globes. AT ALL! Not even in the evening after the entire world over has been hit by the results, for which I do not care much, I admit, because I mainly watch the show to laugh at people tripping over their animalistic dresses or their sentences on stage. WTH Channel 5? This is unacceptable!

And apparently, the epic saga of my newsletter article is still not over yet. Le sigh!