So yesterday was pretty good and we didn't do much but somehow the day managed to totally blow my balls off. My energy level was at an all-time low by the time evening came so horrible things happened. I slept after asar (such haramness) and then continued to sleep all the way through maghrib (omg its like a haram buffet in here!) and then I woke up at exactly 9pm and ate like a million different raya cookies for no apparent reason. ITS TRUE what they say, demons DO enter your body when you sleep at that forbidden time-frame zomgz. And they want raya cookies! I really hate it when I fall asleep at that time, I'd wake up super-disoriented and then the whole night would be just totally wasted. I must be all the more susceptible to evil evening spirits, being the obvious beacon of irreverence and almighty sinfests!
The rest of the day (before the mad night) was actually amazing fun and I'll tell you all about it either tonight or tomorrow. Today I party and I poop!
Ps. Is there some new emerging trend that's making girls wear supertight clothes as if they're punishing their organs for naughty behavior or something? Because its not very attractive and it looks a bit like prison lock-up for boobies and many other spillatory bits. Everytime I see this sort of bondage at town or otherwise, I just feel like telling the girl, "its okay to go up one size, nobody WILL EVER HAVE to know, the secret can stay between the back of your neck and your dress label-tag forever AND EVER. Just please release yourself!!!"
eh i agree with you, somehow i am also more lethargic and will just binge even tho i don't want to eat after sleeping at such times. oh i wanted to comment on the supersize me hangar post but your comments section was acting up so i couldn't be bothered - your mom is sooo cuteeeee.
ReplyDeletehehe omg sometimes i hate blogger!!! good god, i'm still buzzing from the gorgeousness of that wedding, lady! i hope your honeymoon was gorgeous and perfect, omg such a fairytale place!
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