So, I was watching this malay movie and this girl gets dumped by her bf and its such a pity because she's such a fabuluz person and there ain't nothing wrong with her tudung-winding proficiency levels or her eyeliner skills. Also, she cooks and bakes so she's basically perfection plus I think she's completely vaginally intact. BUT she made all the common mistakes people usually make, and thus the heartbreak. (When I say heartbreak, I actually mean OH PLEASE, because its only been 7 months bebeh, please talk to my hand, and my hand will transfer you to an automated message which says, whatever okay, move on with your life) So I felt a sudden responsibility to educate. Let me dispense the rules and regulations of dating for your general knowledge.
1. Dating is not a game, its more like nuclear warfare.
2. If you feel like you're in a hindustan movie, then okay its love. Otherwise please move on!
3. ALWAYS be the dumper, never the dumpee!!!
4. If you smell trouble/drama, RUN PEOPLE RUN!
Getting dumped SUCKS!!! Well I'd assume it sucks haha I wouldn't personally know because I lead by example, obviously. Btw I have the same birthday as Gandhi (my birthday is a national holiday in India, how awesome is that) so you should totally take my advice seriously.
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