Hostelmania

So much has happened since the last time I've blogged, its unbelievable how shockingly happening my life can get sometimes. BEYOND my wildest dreams. I hope you guys can tell when I'm totally being sarcastic.

I guess you can tell, I've just had my coffee and I'm revving my engines for a long night of IBM. I'm gonna memorise lots of shizz tonight so I might have steam shooting out of my ears tomorrow morning, just a heads up.

Everything's going great here, we have free breakfast everyday which is indeed highly decadent but they don't serve us in bed in french maid outfits or anything like that, we get it at the cafeteria at 7-freaking-30 in the morning. From a weird auntie who wears her menstrual-cycle on her forehead, its THAT obvious when she's totally pms-ing. Everyone here wants free breakfast but I don't ever have to worry about not getting seats at the cafeteria because my morning face of undiluted horrors makes sure I get a 50m radius of private space at all times. Even squirrels run from me.

Wanjing & David are amazingly sweet buddies to stay with, we kinda have lunch and dinner together everyday and we're still not sick of each other yet but its only been a few days. Lets see how long it takes before I get stabbed with a fork or have my own body parts served to me for lunch, I'm not so easy to handle on a daily basis that's for sure.

I am totally not getting used to this aircon 24/7 thing, I don't have a fan here so I'm pretty much stuck with the aircon and I don't really want to invite a whole forest full of wild animals into my room by opening up the windows and opening up my body for mosquito buffet specials. ALRIGHT its time for the mugsterzone to take over. BRB TTYL!!!