Dog DAYS

Heyheyhey! Have you been missing me like crazy? Have your eyeballs been bleeding insanity, have you been growing out your finger claws with the sole intention of death via self-stabbing in the heart with your own carefully reared fingernails, just so you could stop missing me? (You won't miss me in hell, that's where they mass-produce me) Have you been consulting Buddhist monks on my expected date of return? Have you been chanting and hailing Madonna's greatest hits to bring forth my second coming? Haha okay calm down now, I'm back!

Everything's been good here and all is well. I've had some bombs thrown in my face this week and my whole life might just have shifted an inch backwards but oh well. OH WELL, RIGHT? That is all I can say haha. I miss everyone, I miss my baby sis so painfully and I miss my bitch, just a little bit. My bitch's been really helpful, esp with moving over and scaring away ponyladies on my first night here. I've never had such a nice bitch in my life haha. But hey bitches come and go, its the law of the world. I think I'm going home tomorrow morning, we'll see!

And btw, OH PARVATI YOU ARE SO DELICIOUS TO WATCH haha we need to get some bbq sauce all over you.

Haha and guess what. I went to pee last night and thought that either (a) I left my bodywash at the bathroom when I showered earlier or (b) ponyladies are stealing my bodywash and taunting me with toiletry-peekaboo antics, so I took it back to my room. Thus committing grand theft of the bodywash!



Haha I know right, ridiculous that two boys on the same level happen to have FIRMING bodywash. Mine's due to the random shopping habits of my precious mom, I wonder what's his excuse.