Morgans

Its one of those evenings where I find myself suffocating in residual nappage aura after intense over-napping caused by I can't recall what anymore. And so I drink my coffee and browse my external hard drive and I chance upon one tiny little file that's completed downloading and yet lies silently unwatched, like the proverbial floating treasure box just off your facebook happy island. And you know what joy those things bring! And so I watch the movie I've been dreading to watch, in part due to horrible horrible reviews everywhere. That movie is Did You Hear About The Morgans.

1. Sarah's hair obviously looks and feels awkward on her, she's basically touched and flipped and tossed and gently ravaged her hair with her fingers like 17 thousand times during that first dinner scene with Hugh alone. WHY does she insist on having bangs in every project that is not SATC, it doesn't make you any less Carrie, CARRIE. That other reason why I've been dreading this movie : I despise her stupid hair with an overbearing passion.

2. It looks like the FBI/CIA/CISCO is spending a crazy amount of time on witness protection (like personally escorting them to the ends of the world and watching Sarah pack her ballgowns?) instead of actually finding the murderer. Hugh Grant will not shut up.

3. Witness protection comes with A PERSONAL JET!!! And Hugh Grant still thinks he's funny. Dude, no.

Hehe okay, this movie is actually getting quite good. Ttyl!

Btw, I've been hearing things about SATC2 and Louboutins and Manolos and its been surreal because (a) Manolos are what they are BECAUSE of SATC and (b) the whole Louboutin thing was just taken out of context.

Christian Louboutin: "I think it's a good thing because people tell me it is. I don't have a TV, you see," he said.

On Manolo Blahnik: Designer Manolo Blahnik never wanted to be a "celebrity designer," but after years of having his name bandied about in reverential tones on "Sex and the City" that's exactly what happened. Blahnik tells the Sunday Telegraph, "If people talk to me about 'Sex and the City' I get sick ... It becomes too much and I don't feel comfortable." Oh, it's hard to be a success. Adding insult to injury, if it weren't for the first "Sex and the City" movie, Blahnik may have gone under last year. "We had a very good year last year, thanks to those stupid satin shoes. That shoe saved our company," he admits, referring to the $895 royal blue pumps with crystal buckle that were to be the first occupants of Carrie's closet in her and Big's new home.