Starship Troopers

Omg, croissant bread is so oily and buttery. Its like heaven with these little slices of chicken I usually have with my wholemeal bread every morning! Until this morning of course, when in stepped mom with her fresh new fancy bread and her brigade of fatty acids. Actually no, I can't complain and I shall not think about fats this morning; all I can say is, oh yummo.

So, after all that tantalizing talk of complex carbohydrates, lets shift our focus to the smutty gritty stuff that the real world is really made of. I came across the most disturbing sight I'd ever witnessed in my 25 years yesterday just as I was leaving my room for school.

I'm warning you, its DISGUSTING beyond belief.

So I looked out my window and I saw there was something on the outside-side of my bedroom window.

!!!

You can click on it to view it WHAMBAM SIZE, its so arghifying! I still don't know what the little biatches were, and WHY they organized their little breeding party on my window but this little sight continued to disturb me for the rest of the dayyy even way after I smooshed them all with tissue and insecticide. Well I guess they're KINDA cute in a weird starship-troopers kinda way but its not cool to be making babies in my room, little friends, and Denise Richards ain't here to spray you with her mammaroguns.

MY MOM thought it was just a couple of ants crowding around a strand of mee goreng, like seriously!!!

Raf: Mom, those are eggs!
Mom: No lah, Its some mee goreng from upstairs that flew downstairs (ni mesti mee goreng terbang dari tingkat atas - TERBANG!!!)
Raf: Uhh no!!! You obviously can't see it clearly!!!

And then I took macro shots and let her view it on my comp with ultrabomb-zoom and finally she saw what she was supposed to see but her eyes could not see at first!

Mom: A'ah telur dia ah, JAHAT EH dia bertelur kat tingkat orang (Such evil bitches..)
Raf: MOM, they're not EVIL, they're just following animal instincts, hellooo
Raf: And they're DEAD, how can you still badmouth them!
Mom: You jugak yang pekik macam dunia nak kiamat tadi (okay fine)

Ayte I'm outtie :) Today I belong to Simians and then to Alvinhentai and his bugisland of lolita figurines.