This time I'll be bulletproof

So, OMG.

A lot has been happening and I have major cramps in my head and fingers every night from a great painful need to blog but my need to slam myself into bed and snap my eyes shut usually trumps that. SO MUCH TO SAY! And yet so much sleep needed.

The fasting month is apparently HERE right in our faces and I did not see it coming honestly. Now, organizing my farewell lunch will be a nightmare of OMG proportions! I'm gonna try to squeeze it in tomorrow. Today is our grand awesomely smashtastic photoshoot! I got my new hair did last night and its AMAZING how long these people take to cut your hair, its like they're trying their best to make you feel like you got your 20bucks worth.

And omg the shampooing. This lady spent close to 20minutes massaging shampoo on my head like she was aiming for my brain stem. Seriously and at times, I felt like she was puncturing holes into my head with her weird alien massage techniques. But I must admit, it all felt damn relaxing and I kinda fell asleep a few times while she was cutting and I was so glad it didn't piss her off when my head was swaying front and back like I was in a bus on the expressway. Destination ---> HOTNESS HAIR.

And after my long tiring day, my dad decides to DELIGHT ME with crab. And I can't stand eating or even looking at crabs. Firstly, they look like they're gonna come back to life any second and secondly they're so damn hard to eat. But due to the enthusiasm in my dad's eyes, I tried to at least PLOUGH my fingers through half a crab. Its like I wasn't fully drained enough for the day, I had to spend my night scratching through animal exoskeleton for little pieces of white meat. OH DAD. Plus, I can't stand eating animal faces and that's why I can't eat fish head curry either. I'm never sure where the face of the crab is exactly but I'm always pretty sure its somewhere there and its looking directly at me.

YAY ITS WEDNESDAY and we're having a pizza party in office (right before my glamorous photoshoot, I KNOW RIGHT what better way to sabotage my tummy shots, OH LIFE HOW CRUEL YOU CAN BE AT TIMES) and I hope everything goes well :)