Gossip Girl 3.17

So just yesterday, we applauded Melinda Gordon for her achievements in incorporating latex into businesswear. It was in the form of a freaking latex bra, no less, but subtlety's never been her strong suit.

And today we have Serena, who clearly wasn't about to let nobody come between her and true latex glory.



Oh Serena. EVER the overachiever.

And wow, that skirt is short. You know how usually, when you're going out with friends, and you're trying to decide what to wear, so you ask your friends things like, "So are we doing sports or just hanging out? Sneakers or slippers?" I think Serena's the kind of girl who, before she gets dressed every time she goes out, she'd call her friends and ask, "Are we gonna be sitting down?" Because clearly that is a factor and a half.

Also featured last week, a special guest appearance by the elusive Batman.


"I am Batman, defender of poofy sleeves"


"How dare you look at the ground while I'm talking to you"


"BEHOLD MY POOFY SHOULDERS"


*POW* *BAM* *SMASH*



And then like the wind, she left.

Lets hope Blair gets back her groove now, finally after forever!