Bad girl slash rocker chick wannabe Jenny still confuses and confounds me.
And she has boring minions.
SERENA IS STILL GODDESS UNLIMITED. Talk to the W-formation on my hands, Amyliaks!
So yes I've finally watched that threesome scene everyone's talking about. To be honest, it wasn't MUCH of a scene, it was like, okay they started off and then I'm just waiting for the scene to carry on but the next thing I see is them flat asleep in bed. So either it got MIGHTY BORING after the initial light tongue-suckage and they all simultaneously lost consciousness out of non-turn-on-ivity {highly highly plausible, I mean come on, you finally feature a threesome (eyebrows will rise) and then you pick your 3 most boring characters for said threesome (and then eyes will squint and lips will go, huh?) you gotta expect some form of doubt from thy audience} or maybe they simply skipped the scene and we'll be getting flashbacks next episode of what really went down. Or who. Like I care honestly, I'm pretty confident that any bedroom action with any of these 3 peeps is no more rockinrollin than sitting in a tonner driving through tekong with my rifle strapped between my legs. IT MIGHT EVEN hurt a little bit. They might wake up and be like, ouch what happened last night, it was so bad it actually HURT. Lets never do that to each other or anyone on the surface of our planet ever again. OR MAYBE they died from gas leakage (or something) and that's why we saw them all flat out in bed like that. It might be hard to tell, since they so rarely betray any signs of being alive even in their most emotional scenes. (Okay okay, I actually really like Van & Dan and I have no probs with the Duffster, I'm just really hard on everyone and I'm not sure why but my boybitchy factor is really UP this morning) Lets just stop thinking about this and see how next week's episode goes ayte!
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