Berms Day!

So, I have good news!

I can fit into my EIGHTY-DOLLAR-berms again! This is true, I kid you not. When your buddy gives you a pair of berms that costs $80, it just makes good economical sense to step up your weight-loss program when you find that you can no longer squeeze your man-bits into your most expensive pair of berms, right? So yesterday, after months of relatively eating less, I was finally allowed back into the sacred hollow passageways of my berms, to say that I was happy would be a total understatement. In fact, I'm still so happy that I hereby declare that I will eat a hazelnut magnum on the 30th of September of every year to commemorate this glorious achievement! I will call it the $80-berms-day.

We had another roving session in simcityland on friday and I don't even need to describe to you how majorly fun it was, because I'm sure that any human being can sense it already from the aura that my blog is sending out to the universe and beyond. This aura is saying (in case you're not normal and can't sense the vibes of the universe) that omg friday was so freakishly fun!!! I'm sorry, I'm very very verrrrry high on coffee right now, I think you can tell.

And we met Priscelia Chan!!! Okay, to be honest, I wasn't that excited because lets face it, I was highly decaffienated. A seagull could have swooped right in front of my face with Tom Ford hanging out of its beak and pooped diamonds and lollipops and gucci suits all over me and I still wouldn't have been able to summon up much reaction, much less jubilatory facial expressions of any kind.

Ayte its monday tomorrow, have a grandtastical new week!